WILD THINGS

ARGHHHHHH!!!!! RANT AHEAD!

I fucking hate it when people tell me to “Be more open minded” when I say I don’t like fifty shades of Grey.

NO!

The reason I don’t fucking like fifty shades has NOTHING to do with how open minded I am and everything to do with how un-realistic, and poorly written it is. 

let me repeat that, my mind is as open as it can possibly be. The sex doesn’t bother me…AT ALL! It’s the fact that the portrayal of BDSM is WRONG. you’d think some research would be done before writing a whole trilogy

kriegspeil:

AfroGeekGoddess: sophistory: So that whole ‘The Indian Sherlock’ thing got me brooding…

lord-kitschener:

afrogeekgoddess:

sophistory:

So that whole ‘The Indian Sherlock’ thing got me brooding over the shitfit some parts of fandom tend to throw at the prospect of a Holmes and/or Watson that aren’t British - and how by ‘British’, they in fact mean ‘a very narrow idea of ~Britishness~ that includes the following attributes: white, English, and coded as upper to upper-middle class’.

And how, if you don’t think that’s true, you should try to imagine fandom’s reaction if the next big Holmes adaptation to come along had Holmes and Watson as British, yeah - young black British men, living case to case on a council estate in a dodgy area of London. How fandom would react if Sherlock Holmes didn’t employ street kids and homeless people like trained animals to do his bidding, but instead was part of that invisible underclass; if instead of having his eccentricities tolerated~ by Scotland Yard on account of being the Great White Genius, Sherlock Holmes, BME, school dropout, and sometime addict, was regarded by the police as practically a criminal already, one more thug, one more junkie, one more dealer in the making. If he had to choose between buying the week’s groceries or palming a twenty to a bored constable for the chance to spend five minutes on a crime scene, in the hope that whoever’s under enough pressure to deal with crime rates in the neighbourhood will pay him enough for a perp to feed himself and Watson for a month or two. If the greatest threat to his safety were police brutality, or the prospect of being done for a snitch; if his arch enemy weren’t Moriarty, but the systemic poverty and inequality that has him helping out his oppressors just to get by, and that makes the other side of the law look more tempting to someone with his skills every day.

And then I realised that I want this adaptation LIKE BURNING, that I have already headcast Holmes and Watson as John Boyega and Leeon Jones, and that from now on whenever I watch Sherlock I will be imagining this instead and crying softly deep within my soul.

Sign me up for a heaping helping of this.

I’m willing to commit unspeakable crimes to see this adaptation made. 

(via dune-angel)

hobanwashburnes:

friendly reminder that iron man three starts filming today 

(Source: chibicoaster, via peanutbutter-nutella)